Hi! My name is Lapin! I'm a Demon from the Surface, and I've given the privilege of allowing you mortal humans to ask me questions!

chocolachao:

This is all i post on miiverse literally ALL I POST

chocolachao:

This is all i post on miiverse literally ALL I POST

I’m just going to sit here in the dark and cry because mom is abusing me again. 

topburger239:

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 TRAILER - IT’S OFFICIAL

latte-dah:

Okay, so when the pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks came out early this year, I HAD to get one asap because I always loved them and I was so exited to finally get to drink one again.

Well, I get my drink and something weird happens

I take a sip and I hate it.

It’s not that it tasted BAD but that…

They most likely changed an ingredient in them.  That, or your tastebuds are maturing.

rakaizombie:

wobblydash:

jamesfactscalvin:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

Follow micdotcom

WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Oh my God, these people are horrible!

Yeah my school told us making out could cause pregnancy too.

when i was in middle school they gave a girl a giant red paper heart and had three or four guys each come up and rip a piece off - the last chunk left in her hand was supposed to symbolize her worth as a person after being with other people.

rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

ghivashels:

gosh i love fan fic authors

image

wordgotaround:

nuclearcarrots:

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

oh my goodness X)

it reALLY DID

OH-

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

(Source: trappunzelll)