Hi! My name is Lapin! I'm a Demon from the Surface, and I've given the privilege of allowing you mortal humans to ask me questions!

lapin-demoness asked:

*she grows quiet at the mention of an heir* ...I know that feeling all too well.

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masende: Well. It won’t ever happen again. *hugs* alright, little flower?

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Ghirahim: *seated in throne room* What do you want in return for this treaty.

Man: Your dove.

Ghirahim: What did you say?

Man: We want the little one that you found the other day. She’ll make a great prize.

*she nods, a small smile on her face* Thank you… But why are you both being so kind to me?

Masende: Because you’re part of this family now. And Ghirahim-*she hears yelling again* Ugh, come on, let’s go see what’s happening.

*Lapin obediently follows Masende, ears drooping visibly when she hears the yelling* What do you think has gotten him so angry?

Ghirahim: *is raging* How dare you?!?! You think I would even consider it after WHAT HE DID TO MY BLOOD??? MY SISTER?!??

Masende: *clears her throat* Ghirahim, masen de lenvin endon trotgh.

Ghirahim: *stops and calms down, comes over and hugs her* It’s all right little flower. *smiles, until other man speaks up*

Man: Oh, there’s our prize!! Little lady, Ghirahim here’s going to sell you for a peace offering!

*Lapin pulls away from him, confusion lighting up her eyes as her eyebrows furrow* S-sold?  You’re selling me…?  *she looks down* I knew this was too good to be true…

lapin-demoness asked:

*she grows quiet at the mention of an heir* ...I know that feeling all too well.

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masende: Well. It won’t ever happen again. *hugs* alright, little flower?

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Ghirahim: *seated in throne room* What do you want in return for this treaty.

Man: Your dove.

Ghirahim: What did you say?

Man: We want the little one that you found the other day. She’ll make a great prize.

*she nods, a small smile on her face* Thank you… But why are you both being so kind to me?

Masende: Because you’re part of this family now. And Ghirahim-*she hears yelling again* Ugh, come on, let’s go see what’s happening.

*Lapin obediently follows Masende, ears drooping visibly when she hears the yelling* What do you think has gotten him so angry?

lapin-demoness asked:

*she grows quiet at the mention of an heir* ...I know that feeling all too well.

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masende: Well. It won’t ever happen again. *hugs* alright, little flower?

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Ghirahim: *seated in throne room* What do you want in return for this treaty.

Man: Your dove.

Ghirahim: What did you say?

Man: We want the little one that you found the other day. She’ll make a great prize.

*she nods, a small smile on her face* Thank you… But why are you both being so kind to me?

lapin-demoness asked:

*she looks around nervously* W-who was that?

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masendi: *laughs* There’s no need to be frightened, little dove. That man’s master has been trying to get Ghirihim to bed him for I don’t know how long. Ghirahim is just tired of his efforts. Come, little lady, and we will get you properly dressed. *holds out her hand*

*she looks down at her own clothes with curiosity* What’s wrong with what I have on?

Masende: Nothing, but it looks small, and I’m sure you like being able to breathe. *shoos her into the chambers*

*she finds herself ushered into the chambers, stumbling in her boots* I guess… I mean, my top is a bit on the tight side…

Masendi: *chuckles* Exactly. take those off, and out these on. I’ll be right back. *she hands her a beautiful silk dress, brand new, with little slippers to match*

*she hesitates slightly before slipping on the dress and the shoes* Hmm… I don’t know if I can pull off the dress… I guess I’m just so used to seeing my usual wardrobe.

Ghirahim: *walks in, clasps hands* Oh!!! Little dove!!!!! You look absolutely amazing, child! You look like…Never mind that. *is happy but sad* Do you like it? Is it comfortable?

Masende: *walks back in, followed by 4 servents carrying bed sheets and blankets* This is to be your new room, darling!

What… Who do I look like?  *she notices all of the pomp and circumstance* Ah!  You don’t need to make all of this fuss over me!  I’m perfectly content with sleeping in a tree!  I’ve done it before!

Ghirahim: My baby sister. But no matter. *looks her right in the eyes and smiles* No no no no no no no no no no. There will be no sleeping in trees. You are a member of my court now. And a high ranking one at that! Hand maiden to the second in command is no peasants job, darling. It’s alright. *kisses forehead*

*Her face automatically burns hot* A-ah!  *She later pulls Masendi off to the side* I’m sorry to pry, but… what did Lord Ghirahim’s sibling look like?

Masende: *is quiet, contemplating* She had your face. But she was only 8. I think it is the way your eyes sit, and how small you are, and that fact that you have a baby face. That’s almost exactly what she looked like. Save for the green-grey skin and the white hair. :) I think Ghirahim feels like he must be a father or a brother to you. He doesn’t want you to end up like poor little Ava…Hylia rest her little soul.

Do many try to bed our Lord?  It seems from what you told me, that particular individual seems to try and fail quite often.

lapin-demoness asked:

*she looks around nervously* W-who was that?

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masendi: *laughs* There’s no need to be frightened, little dove. That man’s master has been trying to get Ghirihim to bed him for I don’t know how long. Ghirahim is just tired of his efforts. Come, little lady, and we will get you properly dressed. *holds out her hand*

*she looks down at her own clothes with curiosity* What’s wrong with what I have on?

Masende: Nothing, but it looks small, and I’m sure you like being able to breathe. *shoos her into the chambers*

*she finds herself ushered into the chambers, stumbling in her boots* I guess… I mean, my top is a bit on the tight side…

Masendi: *chuckles* Exactly. take those off, and out these on. I’ll be right back. *she hands her a beautiful silk dress, brand new, with little slippers to match*

*she hesitates slightly before slipping on the dress and the shoes* Hmm… I don’t know if I can pull off the dress… I guess I’m just so used to seeing my usual wardrobe.

Ghirahim: *walks in, clasps hands* Oh!!! Little dove!!!!! You look absolutely amazing, child! You look like…Never mind that. *is happy but sad* Do you like it? Is it comfortable?

Masende: *walks back in, followed by 4 servents carrying bed sheets and blankets* This is to be your new room, darling!

What… Who do I look like?  *she notices all of the pomp and circumstance* Ah!  You don’t need to make all of this fuss over me!  I’m perfectly content with sleeping in a tree!  I’ve done it before!

Ghirahim: My baby sister. But no matter. *looks her right in the eyes and smiles* No no no no no no no no no no. There will be no sleeping in trees. You are a member of my court now. And a high ranking one at that! Hand maiden to the second in command is no peasants job, darling. It’s alright. *kisses forehead*

*Her face automatically burns hot* A-ah!  *She later pulls Masendi off to the side* I’m sorry to pry, but… what did Lord Ghirahim’s sibling look like?

lapin-demoness asked:

*she looks around nervously* W-who was that?

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masendi: *laughs* There’s no need to be frightened, little dove. That man’s master has been trying to get Ghirihim to bed him for I don’t know how long. Ghirahim is just tired of his efforts. Come, little lady, and we will get you properly dressed. *holds out her hand*

*she looks down at her own clothes with curiosity* What’s wrong with what I have on?

Masende: Nothing, but it looks small, and I’m sure you like being able to breathe. *shoos her into the chambers*

*she finds herself ushered into the chambers, stumbling in her boots* I guess… I mean, my top is a bit on the tight side…

Masendi: *chuckles* Exactly. take those off, and out these on. I’ll be right back. *she hands her a beautiful silk dress, brand new, with little slippers to match*

*she hesitates slightly before slipping on the dress and the shoes* Hmm… I don’t know if I can pull off the dress… I guess I’m just so used to seeing my usual wardrobe.

Ghirahim: *walks in, clasps hands* Oh!!! Little dove!!!!! You look absolutely amazing, child! You look like…Never mind that. *is happy but sad* Do you like it? Is it comfortable?

Masende: *walks back in, followed by 4 servents carrying bed sheets and blankets* This is to be your new room, darling!

What… Who do I look like?  *she notices all of the pomp and circumstance* Ah!  You don’t need to make all of this fuss over me!  I’m perfectly content with sleeping in a tree!  I’ve done it before!

lapin-demoness asked:

*she looks around nervously* W-who was that?

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

lapin-demoness:

the-lord-ghirahim:

Masendi: *laughs* There’s no need to be frightened, little dove. That man’s master has been trying to get Ghirihim to bed him for I don’t know how long. Ghirahim is just tired of his efforts. Come, little lady, and we will get you properly dressed. *holds out her hand*

*she looks down at her own clothes with curiosity* What’s wrong with what I have on?

Masende: Nothing, but it looks small, and I’m sure you like being able to breathe. *shoos her into the chambers*

*she finds herself ushered into the chambers, stumbling in her boots* I guess… I mean, my top is a bit on the tight side…

Masendi: *chuckles* Exactly. take those off, and out these on. I’ll be right back. *she hands her a beautiful silk dress, brand new, with little slippers to match*

*she hesitates slightly before slipping on the dress and the shoes* Hmm… I don’t know if I can pull off the dress… I guess I’m just so used to seeing my usual wardrobe.

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Anonymous said:

Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

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Now I have.